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At the royal village, Pete, generous of having Jane returned, released Skippy, Piglet, and the Lost Hundred Acre Wood Toys. Peter was standing before him.

"Stand before us." Pete said.

"I already am." Peter replied.

Wendy was wearing a tiara with light blue gems on it, Skippy was wearing a blue cape around his shoulders and carrying a royal scepter, and Piglet was wearing a hat and coat of armor and carrying a sword. "What's the captain doing, Skippy?" Wendy asked.

"He's delivering an oration in sign language." Skippy replied.

"What's he saying, Skippy?" Piglet asked.

"He's saying 'Peter Pan, mighty warrior, saved Jane Darling, make captain of the guards heap glad'." Skippy answered.

"Well, he certainly doesn't look heap glad." Wendy giggled.

Pete put a crown and cape on Peter's head and shoulders. "I'll make you, Peter Pan, a great king. You are now King of England."

Peter did a rooster's crow and the toys cheered. Then, they all sat down, Peter next to Pete. Jane passed the pipe to Pete and then Peter.

"Teach us that Peter is a brother to all of the weasel guards." Jane said.

"Good. This should be most enlightening." Skippy said.

"So, what makes the captain royal?" asked Pooh.

"When did he first say 'Ugh'?" Roo and Lumpy asked in unison.

"Why does he ask you 'How'?" Piglet called.

"Why does he ask you 'How?'" Pete smiled.

Then the weasel guards begin to sing as Piglet, Wendy, and Skippy took a turn with the pipe.

Weasel Guards: Hana Mana Ganda
Why does he ask you how?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Once the royal
Didn't know all the things
That he knows now
But the royal
He should learn a lot
And it's all from asking how
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
We translate for you
Hana means what
Mana means
And ganda means that too

And the weasel guards and toys danced. An anthropomorphic cat woman named Peg Pete stopped Piglet.

"No dance." Peg said. "Go get firewood." "Okay." Piglet replied as he went to get the firewood.

Weasel Guards: Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Ugh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Ugh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
In the royal book it say
When first brave married squaw
He gave out a heap big ugh
When he saw his mother-in-law

At that point, Tails was trying to impress Cosmo, but instead he impressed his mother-in-law, Vitani. Meanwhile, Jane was dancing in front of Skippy on a drum. Skippy was impressed. Jane got off the drum and goes over to him.

Weasel Guards: What made the captain royal
What made the captain royal
Let's go back a million years
To the very first royal prince

After Piglet got the firewood, he saw that Jane was kissing Skippy. "Eww!" Piglet said in disgust. "Oh well." Piglet shrugged, as he continued to dance, Skippy blushed and grinned. He then did a rooster crow and joined in the dance.

Weasel Guards: He kiss a maid
And start to blush
And we've been blushin' since

Pete smirked at this and watched Skippy and Jane dance.

Weasel Guards: You've got it right from the head man
The real true story of the royal man
No matter what's been written or said
Hana Mana Ganda
Now you know why
The captain's royal

Then Peter and Wendy danced in the line, followed by the weasel guards, Tigger, Pooh, Roo, Lumpy, Rabbit, Eeyore, Jane, Skippy, and Piglet.

Jane kissed Skippy as he said, "Wahoo!"

"This is the best day ever!" Wendy said, as she danced with Peter while Skippy danced with Jane. "Come on, everybody! Let's go back to my hideout!" Peter said. "Okay!" Wendy, Skippy, Piglet, and the toys said as they followed Peter back to Hangman's Tree.

Meanwhile, Tinker Bell was watching the tribe. Suddenly, Tinker Bell turned around and tried to fly away. But it was too late because she was caught in Mr. Smee's hat.

"Hey, let me out!" Tinker Bell cried as Mr. Smee took her away.

"Begging your pardon, Miss Bell, but Captain Hook would like a word with you." Mr. Smee said as he goes back to the pirate ship.

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