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At the Hawaiian village, Gantu, generous of having Angel returned, released Chip, Dale, and the Lost Animal Children. Stitch was standing before him.

"Stand before us." Gantu said.

"I already am." Stitch replied.

Lilo was still wearing a pink flower in her hair but was now wearing a red bandeau top, a green grass skirt, two leaf wristlets, and matching anklets, Chip was wearing a yellow lei, and Dale was wearing a green grass skirt, a pink hibiscus, a red lei, and a matching wristband. "What's Gantu doing, Chip?" Lilo asked.

"He's delivering an oration in sign language." Chip replied.

"What's he saying, Chipper?" Dale asked.

"He's saying 'Experiment 626, mighty warrior, saved Experiment 624, make shark-like captain heap glad'." Chip answered.

"Well, he certainly doesn't look heap glad." Lilo giggled.

Gantu put a green lei around Stitch's neck. "I'll make you, Stitch, a great alien. You are now King of the Experiments."

Stitch did an alien chirp and the animals cheered. Then, they all sat down, Stitch next to Gantu. Angel passed the pipe to Gantu and then Stitch.

"Teach us that Stitch is a brother to all of the aliens." Angel said.

"Good. This should be most enlightening." Chip said.

"So, what makes the alien friendly?" asked Babs Seed.

"When did he first say 'Ingh'?" Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon asked in unison.

"Why does he ask you 'Hi'?" Dale called.

"Why does he ask you 'Hi'?" Gantu smiled.

Then the aliens begin to sing as Dale, Lilo, and Chip took a turn with the pipe.

Aliens: Hana Mana Ganda
Why does he ask you hi?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Once the Hawaiian
Didn't know all the things
That he knows now
But the Hawaiian
He should learn a lot
And it's all from asking how
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
We translate for you
Hana means what
Mana means
And ganda means that too

And the aliens and animals danced. An alien named Grand Councilwoman stopped Dale.

"No dance." Grand Councilwoman said. "Go get firewood." "Okay." Dale replied as he went to get the firewood.

Aliens: Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Ingh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say Ingh"?
Hana Mana Ganda
In the feline book it say
When first brave married squaw
He gave out a heap big ingh
When he saw his mother-in-law

At that point, Scrat was trying to impress Scratte, but instead he impressed his adoptive mother-in-law, Mama Dino. Meanwhile, Angel is dancing in front of Chip on a drum. Chip was impressed. Angel got off the drum and goes over to him.

Aliens: What made the alien friendly
What made the alien friendly
Let's go back a million years
To the very first Hawaiian prince

After Dale got the firewood, he saw that Angel was kissing Chip. "Eww!" Dale said in disgust. "Oh well." Dale shrugged, as he continued to dance, Chip blushed and grinned. He then did an alien chirp and joined in the dance.

Aliens: He kiss a maid
And start to blush
And we've been blushin' since

Gantu smirked at this and watched Chip and Angel dance.

Aliens: You've got it right from the head man
The real true story of the alien
No matter what's been written or said
Hana Mana Ganda
Now you know why
The alien's friendly

Then Stitch and Lilo danced in the line, followed by the aliens, Skippy, Babs Seed, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Kovu, Tweety, Angel, Chip, and Dale.

Angel kissed Chip as he said, "Wahoo!"

"This is the best day ever!" Lilo said, as she danced with Stitch while Chip danced with Angel. "Come on, everybody! Let's go back to my hideout!" Stitch said. "Okay!" Lilo, Chip, Dale, and the animals said as they followed Stitch back to Hangman's Tree.

Meanwhile, Bianca was watching the tribe. Suddenly, Bianca turned around and tried to fly away. But it was too late because she was caught in Br'er Bear's fedora.

"Hey, let me out!" Bianca cried as Br'er Bear took her away.

"Begging your pardon, Miss Bianca, but Br'er Fox would like a word with you." Br'er Bear said as he goes back to the pirate ship.

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